SCRATCHES

Why, it's a CD of over 100 high resolution porn-o-graphic images, more than seventy never before seen, posted or otherwise divulged--sketches, scratches, paint scribbles and all around wholesome and healthy p0rn!
My friend, if you are of an adult 18 and over persuasion, do read on!

Do you suffer from sleepless nights? Restless days? Have you got an itch you can’t scratch? An ache in the unmentionables? A rush of blood to embarrassing places? Have a weakness in the knees or a stiffening in the ol’ joint that you just can’t shake? Are your paws getting sore rubbing up and down the same old scratching post? Distracted, frustrated and all around in a foul state? Just plain (bi)curious? If you say you can relate to any of these devestatin’ defects, then I reckon you, good friend, got a mighty powerful need to bury a bone.

But have no worries, there is a miracle cure! That's right, you said it:
Blotch's Scratches Vol. 1, 2 & 3!
Scratches Volume 3 will be available at Midwest Furfest, 2009, and online for a short while after Novemeber 25th!
Just email for information on ordering!

Guaranteed to add spring to your step, spice to your taste, and color to your vision! Yes, this fantastic remedy is my great-granddaddy’s very own special mixture of graphite and paint, sweetened with herbs and the unmentionable, guaranteed to add vim and vigor to your Life! This special recipe was kept a family secret for three generations but here I am to share it with you!

A picture is worth 1,000 words!
Here's a couple samples FOR ADULT EYES ONLY:
one | two | three

HERE'S THE SKINNY, FOLKS!

Each volume of the Scratches collection contains:
Over 100 adult images, 75+ Never Before Seen!
All Male (may be a female volume along the way eventually, so don't fret my straight-as-a-razor friend!)
High-Res images, at least 1200 pixels wide!
Oodles of canines, tons of big cats, hoards of hoofstock, horses, bears, otters, thylacines, 'roos, goats, snakes, zebra and all the rest!

How do you get this fine CD into your collection, you want to know!
New Scratches Volumes are released every November and you can snag them online then!
Alternatively, I carry them with me each an’ every major furry convention I attend.
Afraid of crowds and conventions? No worries! I sell them online during my spring print sale, too (next one will be early June, 2009)!
Questions, clarifications or weather predictions, please feel free to email me at: screwbald@gmail.com


Why, it's a CD of over 100 high resolution porn-o-graphic images, more than seventy never before seen, posted or otherwise divulged--sketches, scratches, paint scribbles and all around wholesome and healthy p0rn! My friend, if you are of an adult 18 and over persuasion, do read on! Do you suffer from sleepless nights? Restless days? Have you got an itch you can’t scratch? An ache in the unmentionables? A rush of blood to embarrassing places? Have a weakness in the knees or a stiffening in the ol’ joint that you just can’t shake? Are your paws getting sore rubbing up and down the same old scratching post? Distracted, frustrated and all around in a foul state? Just plain (bi)curious? If you say you can relate to any of these devestatin’ defects, then I reckon you, good friend, got a mighty powerful need to bury a bone. But have no worries, there is a miracle cure! That's right, you said it: Blotch's Scratches Vol. 1, 2 & 3! Scratches Volume 3 will be available at Midwest Furfest, 2009, and online for a short while after Novemeber 25th! Just email for information on ordering!
Guaranteed to add spring to your step, spice to your taste, and color to your vision! Yes, this fantastic remedy is my great-granddaddy’s very own special mixture of graphite and paint, sweetened with herbs and the unmentionable, guaranteed to add vim and vigor to your Life! This special recipe was kept a family secret for three generations but here I am to share it with you! A picture is worth 1,000 words! Here's a couple samples FOR ADULT EYES ONLY: one \| two \| three	*HERE'S THE SKINNY, FOLKS!* Each volume of the Scratches collection contains: Over 100 adult images, 75+ Never Before Seen! All Male (may be a female volume along the way eventually, so don't fret my straight-as-a-razor friend!) High-Res images, at least 1200 pixels wide! Oodles of canines, tons of big cats, hoards of hoofstock, horses, bears, otters, thylacines, 'roos, goats, snakes, zebra and all the rest!
How do you get this fine CD into your collection, you want to know! New Scratches Volumes are released every November and you can snag them online then! Alternatively, I carry them with me each an’ every major furry convention I attend. Afraid of crowds and conventions? No worries! I sell them online during my spring print sale, too (next one will be early June, 2009)! Questions, clarifications or weather predictions, please feel free to email me at: screwbald@gmail.com